WHAT IS HAPPENING
I can’t believe im just now getting that this was a dick joke….
On the other hand, my nose flaring abilities are pretty good
For some reason I thought about this a lot as a kid
Why are most villains women? …This is interesting!
Because we look fabulous while doing it.
jafar, captain hook and hades all look like the sassy gay friends in the group
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
Jennifer- “I wasn’t that drunk” Josh- “You were crying because you wanted to meet Jennifer Lawrence”
so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside”
what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years